Bwahahaha… Sousaphones can do that too, plus they are amazing at leveling the playing field. Get one of them to create a catchy tune that ends up with a very loud version of your a looser.
What a fabulous idea. The young Sousa players I know here would enjoy doing that. A couple of contra bass cimbassos and four Sousaphones would be even better.
Below pedal tone notes like a double low F and E, or even a lower minor second chord, combined with a very loud guttural edge that young players can make would be particularly effective and travel a long way!
You’re a Looser, Oompa Loompa, with a colossal minor second fart finish echoing down the canyons.
Now I can’t unhear those sounds and TFG’s mournful howl when his orange hairpiece gets peeled from his scalp in the din.
Having someone HD video the rehearsals and live performance and TFG’s responses would be priceless and likely go viral worldwide.
The players would need to think it through and plan the music so it’s short and punchy, and make sure any necessary permits are in hand so he can’t come back with some sort of vicious response.
There was another group at one point singing in unison “New York hates Trump”- sounded like a good size chorus, too. I love to see people getting creative.
Those responses are poppycock from my perspective. If TFG’s attorneys bring up his disgusting bowel and gasification issues in their closing arguments in any manner, that’s all the jury will focus on.
Oh, I have no doubt you’re doing what you’re doing! Keep it up!! It’s some of the other bullet points that I’m questioning. Joe Biden with a shotgun in his hand?! Where is that picture?! Sounds like AI. Demanding that in their closing statements the Trump attorneys say he doesn’t fart… that’s pretty good inside knowledge🙄
As I was reading, I was very excited and relieved that all you wrote was true. …..and then at the end; you wrote it is satire. No!!! Make it true. Give many of us some hope and satisfaction about what is happening in the trial. 😂
They’re playing in rhythm with his waddle?!?? OMG! That’s hilarious! I make that sound whenever I see him lumber in and out of court in videos. Of course he threatens to sue. That’s all he knows how to do. Make pick up the pace, fatass? Put some pep in your step? Or, and this could never happen with Trump, get a fucking sense of humor?
Technical observation… Sousaphones, not tubas are being played outside TFGMahal. Hoping they are being played blastando style.
We really should hire some trombonIsts to stand outside the courthouse to play "Wah-Wah" when Trump comes out
Bwahahaha… Sousaphones can do that too, plus they are amazing at leveling the playing field. Get one of them to create a catchy tune that ends up with a very loud version of your a looser.
They can also mimic someone having a bout of flatulence which would be epic if they did that everytime he walks out of the courthouse.
Another idea… have the Sousas play the Oompa Loompa song. Fits TFG perfectly.
Oompa loompa loompity doo
If you are not wise and keep telling lies
People will stop believing you🎵🎵
What a fabulous idea. The young Sousa players I know here would enjoy doing that. A couple of contra bass cimbassos and four Sousaphones would be even better.
Below pedal tone notes like a double low F and E, or even a lower minor second chord, combined with a very loud guttural edge that young players can make would be particularly effective and travel a long way!
You’re a Looser, Oompa Loompa, with a colossal minor second fart finish echoing down the canyons.
Now I can’t unhear those sounds and TFG’s mournful howl when his orange hairpiece gets peeled from his scalp in the din.
Having someone HD video the rehearsals and live performance and TFG’s responses would be priceless and likely go viral worldwide.
The players would need to think it through and plan the music so it’s short and punchy, and make sure any necessary permits are in hand so he can’t come back with some sort of vicious response.
*DON'T* make me break out the euphonium!
Why not? They’ll do everything except be obnoxious, peel paint and break eardrums like blasty Sousaphones or cimbassos.
There was another group at one point singing in unison “New York hates Trump”- sounded like a good size chorus, too. I love to see people getting creative.
Those responses are poppycock from my perspective. If TFG’s attorneys bring up his disgusting bowel and gasification issues in their closing arguments in any manner, that’s all the jury will focus on.
Ummmm….. some of this sounds a little far-fetched🙄
Not for low brass players. We’re right at home with this sort of humor.
Oh, I have no doubt you’re doing what you’re doing! Keep it up!! It’s some of the other bullet points that I’m questioning. Joe Biden with a shotgun in his hand?! Where is that picture?! Sounds like AI. Demanding that in their closing statements the Trump attorneys say he doesn’t fart… that’s pretty good inside knowledge🙄
Yeah, I questioned the shotgun one as well. Overall I had a great laugh regardless of whether it's real or not.
Are you a low brass player?
No, but I've heard sousaphones and some other brass instruments that have been played in the manner I suggested.
As I was reading, I was very excited and relieved that all you wrote was true. …..and then at the end; you wrote it is satire. No!!! Make it true. Give many of us some hope and satisfaction about what is happening in the trial. 😂
Someone needs to rid the world of Steven miller and his evil spawn that has 666 on its skull.
It is funny! Now add Tina Turner’s hit, the one she sings I won’t be missing you.
They’re playing in rhythm with his waddle?!?? OMG! That’s hilarious! I make that sound whenever I see him lumber in and out of court in videos. Of course he threatens to sue. That’s all he knows how to do. Make pick up the pace, fatass? Put some pep in your step? Or, and this could never happen with Trump, get a fucking sense of humor?
Oh so how I wish
Why want I told about this?
Love it!
Signifying big blowhards?