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I always assumed TDS was a way of Trump voters owning themselves for how grossly obsessed they are with him.

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You're right, the real derangement is the psychotic sycophancy he inspires in MAGA fans.

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Anybody ever remember a president of the United States telling people that they can’t celebrate a holiday

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Trump sucks up our attention like a sociopathic black hole.

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Well, he insists on it by calling the news every day & saying something ridiculous.

Because Trump doesn’t know history, he wants nobody to know history

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We're lucky Trump doesn't read, is the poster boy of Dunning-Kruger ignorance, and is too incurious about the world to figure out how government really works.

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I think this was your first "more than halfway true" post. Spot on.

This lard bucket of feces ruined the lives of people in my freshman class of college: they had to drop out because he bankrupted their families by not paying for work on his Jersey casinos. Yeah, I've had progressive TDS (Trump Disgust Syndrome) since 1976. Then the slimeball actually came out to a golf tournament my husband played in and proceeded to openly cheat in front of everyone. (They guy who invited him ended up getting blown up in a car bomb in the club's parking lot later; if you saw 20/20 last week, that was him. Only the best people, you know.) I met "it" at the tourney dinner and almost threw up right there. He was cheating on wife #1 with eventual wife #2 at the time. As we said in those days, "Gag me with a spoon."

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Wow, you have some real Trump experience. This is why for 8 years I've been writing essays and comedy about him being the worst person. He's an awful person.

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Same -- and thank you.

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I do enjoy your comedy. But after reading this, I see your strength lies in serious commentary. Thanks for putting into words how I've been feeling but unable to express because I'm so overwhelmed! The constant daily deluge of his shitstorm is suffocating.

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I like to think if people can't handle me at my most sophomoric, juvenile comedy, they don't deserve me at my most serious, erudite commentary lol Thanks for following my work! :D

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😂👍🏻

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Well, hot damn! If this isn't the best thing I've read in a long time...

Thank you!

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Thank you for the kind words! :D

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Well said!

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Thanks! :D

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Call me an uneducated Canadian on US politics, but.. WHY is this man not being impeached? I'm sorry, but I just don't fuck'n get it. I didn't get how he was allowed to run for this office in the first place!

I find it abso-fuck'n-lutely unbelievable that this 🍊💩 is signing all these orders, then just hitting the fuck'n golf course!

I find it abso-fuck'n-lutely outrageous that all these politicians are just bowing down to this asswipe!

I listen to a lot of talk, but sure ain't seeing any action.

(If I'm this fuck'n upset, I feel for all you down there that feel as I do!)

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I don't understand it either. He's committed way more crimes than the immigrants.

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I absolutely LOVE the new word I learned just now..."pavlovianized"...how apt a description is that for the magats?! Thank you, please keep writing!

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Don't forget about him saying he hated Taylor Swift in all caps in the middle of the night. I can't imagine any 78 year old man that I know, acting like that, let alone, writing it!! He's out of his mind. Needs to be impeached.

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He might descend so deep into madness that he gets impeached a third time :D

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His “derangement” is textbook classic narcissism. For some reason as a society, we can’t get enough of the narcs.

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May he pass away peacefully, in his bed, with some intern “taking care” of him, and soon.

And yes, I know who would move into the Oval Office when that happens…

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Then we have the nightmare of Mr. 2025 J.D. Vance!

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I think JD Vance is much preferable to Trump. He's more likely to work through institutions, he's more swayed by public opinion, he has less control over the MAGA self-described deplorables, and he doesn't lead a deranged personality cult!

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I certainly hope you're right but he is also GREATLY lacking in character, integrity, and experience!

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He's the one who started "they're eating the pets" and the childless cat ladies talk. National abortion ban under him for sure.

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“Preferable” is not a word I would use. It is like choosing death by burning or death by waterboard torture.

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Burning might be preferable to waterboarding :D

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He is malignant to the extent that every time he is mentioned hate starts to crop up like a disease. Even if you hate him, he evokes that hate because of what he is! If people follow him and like him they become hateful and hostile towards those who hate him! He’s built an army of haters who are actually dangerous because he spreads dangerous misinformation and lies and hate. He convinces others to do his dirty work through his lies and deception! He is completely evil.

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I agree. Totally. It is a bottomless pit of madness. I was so hoping he would have disappeared.

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The man is a National embarrassment

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Well said

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Not comedy - commentary - and right on point!

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