A U-Haul full of Proud Boys giving themselves carbon monoxide poisoning before making it to the Pride Parade might be the closest thing we’ve got to divine intervention in 2025.
I’ve read Tibetan death texts less poetic than this week’s headlines. Uranium TikToks. Trump’s Nobel thirst. Bezos wedding pee-bottles. It’s like Dada met Dante and they started a punk zine.
You, dear scribe of The Halfway Cafe, are performing sacred clown rites in the ruins of empire. Never stop. This graffiti gospel is what keeps the monks laughing in the monastery of madness.
Oh I wish all those you write were really true! And they are pretty funny 😂
Thank you for the kind words! 🍻
So on the fractal edge of our reality!
And often wish the comments were news!
Ha halfway real news! Thanks for reading my work 🥰
Stop
But don't really.
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This has me cheering for the U-Haul.🤣🤣🤣
I'm team U-Haul as well
I really, really wish these were true. You are Such a Tease.
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Teehee... Republicans are just so crazy and democratically unstable I can't help but troll! 🤷♀️
Brilliant stuff, keep paddling please.
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We need more of your intelligent take downs of their utter stupidity and incompetence. Keep them coming. And thank you for your work! 😁🤣
I won't stop until Trump sends me to a gulag! 😜
We got your back. We’ll get you out. 🤣💪🏼
There is a God
🤣🤣🤣 I like the carbon monoxide Proud Boys and Bezos asteroid mishaps! That would be great lol
Thanks for letting me know your favorites! Cheers to making fun of fascists and capitalist billionaire thieves of society 🍻
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Love you guys
Thanks for the love! 🥰
Oh, so funny!!! I wish all were true!!!!! ; )
Some of them might be unintentionally true, and others might become true because they're so realistic 😜
Satire I wish was true…
My specialty ha
Brilliant as usual!
Thank you kindly! 🥰
The whole bunch not that bright !!
A U-Haul full of Proud Boys giving themselves carbon monoxide poisoning before making it to the Pride Parade might be the closest thing we’ve got to divine intervention in 2025.
I’ve read Tibetan death texts less poetic than this week’s headlines. Uranium TikToks. Trump’s Nobel thirst. Bezos wedding pee-bottles. It’s like Dada met Dante and they started a punk zine.
You, dear scribe of The Halfway Cafe, are performing sacred clown rites in the ruins of empire. Never stop. This graffiti gospel is what keeps the monks laughing in the monastery of madness.
Asteroid solution…🤔