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Teresa's avatar

Oh I wish all those you write were really true! And they are pretty funny 😂

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thank you for the kind words! 🍻

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Tamie Swain's avatar

So on the fractal edge of our reality!

And often wish the comments were news!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Ha halfway real news! Thanks for reading my work 🥰

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Jackie Biggers's avatar

Stop

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Michelle Caban's avatar

But don't really.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🫡

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Diane J's avatar

This has me cheering for the U-Haul.🤣🤣🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm team U-Haul as well

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Corlis Robe's avatar

I really, really wish these were true. You are Such a Tease.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Teehee... Republicans are just so crazy and democratically unstable I can't help but troll! 🤷‍♀️

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Donald Sinclair Richardson's avatar

Brilliant stuff, keep paddling please.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🫡

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Ursula Boldt's avatar

💯🎯👏🏻💜😎

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🍻

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Ursula Boldt's avatar

We need more of your intelligent take downs of their utter stupidity and incompetence. Keep them coming. And thank you for your work! 😁🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I won't stop until Trump sends me to a gulag! 😜

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Ursula Boldt's avatar

We got your back. We’ll get you out. 🤣💪🏼

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Jacqueline Powell's avatar

There is a God

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PinkyLee80569's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 I like the carbon monoxide Proud Boys and Bezos asteroid mishaps! That would be great lol

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for letting me know your favorites! Cheers to making fun of fascists and capitalist billionaire thieves of society 🍻

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Margie Valdez's avatar

👏🏻

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🍻

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Robyn's avatar

Love you guys

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for the love! 🥰

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Oh, so funny!!! I wish all were true!!!!! ; )

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Some of them might be unintentionally true, and others might become true because they're so realistic 😜

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@lms12311's avatar

Satire I wish was true…

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

My specialty ha

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Diane’s Blue Forum's avatar

Brilliant as usual!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thank you kindly! 🥰

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Marye Brown's avatar

The whole bunch not that bright !!

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

A U-Haul full of Proud Boys giving themselves carbon monoxide poisoning before making it to the Pride Parade might be the closest thing we’ve got to divine intervention in 2025.

I’ve read Tibetan death texts less poetic than this week’s headlines. Uranium TikToks. Trump’s Nobel thirst. Bezos wedding pee-bottles. It’s like Dada met Dante and they started a punk zine.

You, dear scribe of The Halfway Cafe, are performing sacred clown rites in the ruins of empire. Never stop. This graffiti gospel is what keeps the monks laughing in the monastery of madness.

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Beth Edinger's avatar

Asteroid solution…🤔

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