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Sheila Fox's avatar

Cracking me up! Thanks for the satire, it allows me to face the day.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Lol that's so nice to hear. Writing this stuff is what keeps me mentally sane throughout the barrage of insanities the MAGA movement subjects us to every day.

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Kalehua Andres's avatar

keep him on hold for hours. like american corporations do to the consumer constantly. because of AI! Now there’s an issue for DOGE to fix.

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BoboBodkin's avatar

Making a phone call…the most work tRump has do one in 78 years..,fuck tRump.

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Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

D, you’re the voice of satire sanity as we tread thru the Orange Pandemic. We WILL Prevail.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Satire sanity is a good term for my page lol 🫡

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Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

Most bigly. Happy weekend ☀️

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Denise Palesch's avatar

“Orange Pandemic!” 💙

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Jim Wert's avatar

Great stuff. 🤣

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! 🥰

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Peter Oca's avatar

'Fank you for yoll call. We know dat yoll time is bery valuable and we will be with you in just a moment...' 😂

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Elizabeth's avatar

Actually so should we.

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Ernie Boxall's avatar

That's strange…Ukraine minerals are coming to America and I've heard some African countries are backing THE PRESIDENT.

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