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Heidi L's avatar

You forgot "Transgender" - the bill "protects" everyone through the age of 19. You're old enough to be married off or cannon fodder, but too young for the "big" decisions.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Good addition! :D

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Sandy Jones's avatar

Wonderful summary of the many bat-shit crazy positions of..." mainstream" Rethuglicans.

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Ana Nomis's avatar

Remember this list is only accurate for white children. Black children are adults (I wish I was just being sarcastic about that, but no… And I’ve seen this phenomenon in real life)

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Yeah good point, I'm gonna add that one!

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Ana Nomis's avatar

OH! Do one about women next!!!

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Kathy H's avatar

Too much material for anything less than an entire book, though.

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Ana Nomis's avatar

I mean… true. But cliffnotes are a thing.

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Ana Nomis's avatar

Definitely an important thing to point out!

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Emily Sorensen's avatar

MAGAS have no integrity. Today's up is tonight's down.

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Deanna Giordano's avatar

I really needed a drink after all this.

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Paul's avatar

I think it depends on whether they plan on marrying them.

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

What kind of fucking question is this?

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