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Wanda Mcdonald's avatar

so Trump IS setting up his own Nazi style concentration camps

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Yeah that's pretty apparent.

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Change Champion's avatar

Oh how i wish this were true! We just need trump and his regime to stand on the edge and fall over.

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Clarke Shaw's avatar

The gators are hungry. Gee, instead of paying the ICE agents bounties, they could just threaten to transfer them to Florida if they don't get enough undocumented.

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Diane J's avatar

Those poor gators must have terrible stomachaches from eating all that rotten to their bone ICE meat.

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Frances Leones's avatar

If Trump and ICE visit Florida, I hope all the gators come out of hiding. Fresh meat for y'all, you scaly beauties!

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m wondering when the citizens of Florida are going to toss DeSatan into the alligator moat.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Three years, two months, and nine days.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ll be waiting…..

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Michelle Caban's avatar

This, is keeping me sane. Thank you. 😊 💙⚡️☕️

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks for sharing my warped sense of humor and belief that our political era is absurd! ❤️

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Shea LaRoux's avatar

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

🍻

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Seeking Secrets's avatar

Gators were here first. Only room for one badass.

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Anton Kleinschmidt's avatar

NightmareUSA

Masked and studded then they came

Cruel torture to exact,

The club, the gun, their tools of choice

Harsh methods those of fact.

Deep in the dark a reckoning

Beyond the laws of men

Inflicting pain without ado

They do - at once - and then,

They heed the call of tyranny

ICE a name of dread.

*

Then wide awake and shuddering

In tangled midnight bed.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Honestly, this reads like a rejected episode of Black Mirror written by Hunter S. Thompson during a fever dream. ICE agents being gator-chomped at “Alligator Auschwitz”? Ghost Hitler giving interior design tips? A manure monument in Nebraska? If satire is dead, this is its zombified corpse doing stand-up in the ruins of our democracy.

And yet... it also feels like prophetic graffiti scrawled on the wall of the empire as it burns. If history repeats first as tragedy, then as farce—this is the encore no one asked for. Somebody please unplug the simulation before Florida tries to annex Jurassic Park.

Blessed be the gator with good taste in enemies.

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Wayne Shaw's avatar

You are a worthy successor to the phone phreaks of the Nixon era, who, I heard second-hand and unverified, tapped into the White House phone lines at the height of Watergate. Allegedly (but maybe?🤔) they reached the Prez long enough to inform him of a serious crisis. "Sir, we're out of toilet paper!"

Or Firesign Theatre (really showing my age, now!). "Pappoon for President! You know he's Not Insane! (echo: He's Not Insane-[sane-sane]...)

Everything we know is wrong! (also Firesign)

I always say, humor is a powerful weapon. Not the only one, perhaps not even *the* most powerful one, but a necessary and potent one nonetheless.

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liz213's avatar

This 86yr old Canadian hopes the alligators develop a taste for republicans

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John Hennigan's avatar

Hope they eat them all.

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Jane Raitano's avatar

Deputize the gators

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Sheila's avatar

GOOD GATORS

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