The gators are hungry. Gee, instead of paying the ICE agents bounties, they could just threaten to transfer them to Florida if they don't get enough undocumented.
Honestly, this reads like a rejected episode of Black Mirror written by Hunter S. Thompson during a fever dream. ICE agents being gator-chomped at “Alligator Auschwitz”? Ghost Hitler giving interior design tips? A manure monument in Nebraska? If satire is dead, this is its zombified corpse doing stand-up in the ruins of our democracy.
And yet... it also feels like prophetic graffiti scrawled on the wall of the empire as it burns. If history repeats first as tragedy, then as farce—this is the encore no one asked for. Somebody please unplug the simulation before Florida tries to annex Jurassic Park.
You are a worthy successor to the phone phreaks of the Nixon era, who, I heard second-hand and unverified, tapped into the White House phone lines at the height of Watergate. Allegedly (but maybe?🤔) they reached the Prez long enough to inform him of a serious crisis. "Sir, we're out of toilet paper!"
Or Firesign Theatre (really showing my age, now!). "Pappoon for President! You know he's Not Insane! (echo: He's Not Insane-[sane-sane]...)
Everything we know is wrong! (also Firesign)
I always say, humor is a powerful weapon. Not the only one, perhaps not even *the* most powerful one, but a necessary and potent one nonetheless.
so Trump IS setting up his own Nazi style concentration camps
Yeah that's pretty apparent.
Oh how i wish this were true! We just need trump and his regime to stand on the edge and fall over.
The gators are hungry. Gee, instead of paying the ICE agents bounties, they could just threaten to transfer them to Florida if they don't get enough undocumented.
Those poor gators must have terrible stomachaches from eating all that rotten to their bone ICE meat.
If Trump and ICE visit Florida, I hope all the gators come out of hiding. Fresh meat for y'all, you scaly beauties!
I’m wondering when the citizens of Florida are going to toss DeSatan into the alligator moat.
Three years, two months, and nine days.
I’ll be waiting…..
This, is keeping me sane. Thank you. 😊 💙⚡️☕️
Thanks for sharing my warped sense of humor and belief that our political era is absurd! ❤️
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
🍻
Gators were here first. Only room for one badass.
NightmareUSA
Masked and studded then they came
Cruel torture to exact,
The club, the gun, their tools of choice
Harsh methods those of fact.
Deep in the dark a reckoning
Beyond the laws of men
Inflicting pain without ado
They do - at once - and then,
They heed the call of tyranny
ICE a name of dread.
*
Then wide awake and shuddering
In tangled midnight bed.
Honestly, this reads like a rejected episode of Black Mirror written by Hunter S. Thompson during a fever dream. ICE agents being gator-chomped at “Alligator Auschwitz”? Ghost Hitler giving interior design tips? A manure monument in Nebraska? If satire is dead, this is its zombified corpse doing stand-up in the ruins of our democracy.
And yet... it also feels like prophetic graffiti scrawled on the wall of the empire as it burns. If history repeats first as tragedy, then as farce—this is the encore no one asked for. Somebody please unplug the simulation before Florida tries to annex Jurassic Park.
Blessed be the gator with good taste in enemies.
You are a worthy successor to the phone phreaks of the Nixon era, who, I heard second-hand and unverified, tapped into the White House phone lines at the height of Watergate. Allegedly (but maybe?🤔) they reached the Prez long enough to inform him of a serious crisis. "Sir, we're out of toilet paper!"
Or Firesign Theatre (really showing my age, now!). "Pappoon for President! You know he's Not Insane! (echo: He's Not Insane-[sane-sane]...)
Everything we know is wrong! (also Firesign)
I always say, humor is a powerful weapon. Not the only one, perhaps not even *the* most powerful one, but a necessary and potent one nonetheless.
This 86yr old Canadian hopes the alligators develop a taste for republicans
Hope they eat them all.
Deputize the gators
GOOD GATORS