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Mary's avatar

Somebody put that family in a rocket to the moon. She has no idea of life.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Send the Trumps back to Germany!

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Gunnar Palmgren's avatar

No!!! We don't want them here. Send them to Russia.

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Kate's avatar

They won’t take them!

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Mary's avatar

I do not think they will be allowed in

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Stateless refugees is fine with me too! Maybe Yemen will take them in.

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Todd Maxey's avatar

The moon is too close. I think we should aim for the Ort cloud or beyond.

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Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

I honestly didn’t know this was satire until about a paragraph in. It was BRILL.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Give her some more time... this might literally come true if someone asks her about her dad ruining the thriving economy a Democratic president has once again left a Republican president to ruin.

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Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

😂 I will stay tuned!

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DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

LOL :o)

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Jeff Palmer's avatar

I AGREE!

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Michael's avatar

When we get rid off Trump his immediate family needs to go as well!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

The entire family needs to be exiled or deported back to Germany... Germany was not sending its best when Trump's grandfather came over and started a brothel in Canada before launching the real estate empire Trump and his dad turned into slums.

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Lisa Frackleton's avatar

Geez, this was scaring me for a moment, and then realized it was comedy...phew! I often wonder how his children deal with him, and his narcissistic crazy ass personality. I'm sure she had good reason to pull away...but of course will never divulge anything.

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MICHAEL'S CURIOUS WORLD's avatar

You sure this is satire? Sounds very real.

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Star Aasved's avatar

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this is how she thinks. The entire family is abhorrent.

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Y eYe I's avatar

ALL. But Mary.

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Yamuna Ramachandran's avatar

haha. Sadly, she probably really does think this. “Why can’t people just get 7-figure jobs?” Isn’t it pathetic, that none of the Trump children have ever gone on a job interview? Worked for anyone but Daddy? Faced rejection? Had to work hard to earn a paycheck or a raise? If you let any one of them loose in the real world, they wouldn’t know what to do.

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Barbara Guariglio's avatar

Sooo Ivanka! Bless her little blonde head. I’ve been wondering the same thing; why don’t you unemployed losers go work for your daddies you silly billies. Now, let’s talk about ME.

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Michael's avatar

White trash!

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Talvi’s Mom's avatar

How out of touch is that dumb bitch?

Ah yes! Everybody’s daddy has a company. It’s a good thing everyone’s dad isn’t a rapist and felon like your racist POS demented sperm donor is.

Question: Did your brother push your mom down the stairs? There was a report that Jr was seen leaving her flat then suddenly whoops nothing else was ever heard again. Now she’s on a now tax deductible unkempt plot that’s never mowed or weeded. Can barely see the tiny headstone.

What an idiot. Just like the brother and the Dad.

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Mary Williamson's avatar

Could not be more clueless.

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Kerry clawson's avatar

Yeah l can’t really find any joy in satire that involves the Trump family. They all make me sick.

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kathy archuleta's avatar

Dumb blonde just like her Cheeto face father

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Ann Wolf's avatar

Definitely a DEI hire.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Totally :D

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susan conner's avatar

Not to the moon. To Pluto. Moon is too close. 🌙

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Michele's avatar

TrumpCunt

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