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Glad he's got such a firm grip on things.

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Love the pun.

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Thought you'd like the exposure of his shortcomings.....

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Thanks, my compatriot! I truly don’t like to be crude, and crass—and yet, when it pertains to THIS—

horrid orange, dangerous disease named donald trump—well, I lose all of my usual refined and deifying sensibilities!

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I fight MAGA crudeness and absurdity with more crudeness and absurdity! :D

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See above..or uh, ‘below’!!

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You got too much time on your hands. 🤭

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Is that why he was running through the capital? He was seen earlier in the day pumping his fist in the in the air. All these mem getting so worked up in Trumps behalf.. Was the fist pumping for solidarity or a warm up for solitude.

Trump can be such an inspiration for MAGA men. A phone full of NFT's and let the good times roll.

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😭😭😭😭

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Hawley is too busy taking care of his 16 children.

Wait, what?

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“I care so deeply about manhood, masculinity, and the struggles boys and men face in our decidedly anti-men era because I’ve struggled too.”—Josh Hawley

That’s why Josh is a founding and card carrying member of NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association). And for $299.99, you can be a member too.

Josh and the other adult males (alpha males) explore a boy’s masculinity, and the struggles of boys and men, in ways no other group can comprehend; well maybe the BoyScouts, but NAMBLA is way better.

Make no mistake, they stand with boys everywhere….:)

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(ᗒ ᗨᗕ)

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I uh, ‘beg’ to differ! He’d be the “perfect” sexual partner of “fist fucka” donald!!

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Hawley is too busy taking care of his 16 children.

Wait, what?

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Hard chutzpah. At that time you had all kinds of porn magazines. Youngsters can buy them without any problems. .

A pig will always find dirt. . . . Russian proverb.

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Speaking of Russian proverbs, when I studied it, the Russian dictionary equivalent of “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” was “You roll my log and I’ll roll yours.”

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IF I HAD STUDYED IT, I WOULD UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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The master baiting chicken?

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I always thought he was a jerk off

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WTF?

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Hey. There “Halfway Cafe!!” An odd thing happened while composing this reply—I actually meant “edifying!!” But, I suppose that ‘deifying’, when it comes to “King Shit,” works too!!

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Probably all presidents masturbated to the Bible before - assault - in the oath. . . youtu.be/FYDritXEHyg?si=m2dADNbZgymfEDNA 😃😆😅🤣😂😉

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