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Robyn P's avatar

I cant tell if this is satire or real

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I try to balance right on the line between reality and absurdity.

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Suzanne Slimskey's avatar

I was thinking the same thing,any of those is a possibility.buckle up and hang on tight.

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Martha Olivares's avatar

Sadly, this is just as likely to be true as it is to be satire… 🥴

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

My brand of satire is halfway true :D

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Louise Lobinske's avatar

Good thing you said "ceremonially empathetic", because we all know Trump doesn't have an empathetic cell in his body. (Maybe one. The one that likes Ivanka. Not to be confused with the cell that wants to have sex with her.)

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OhDonna's avatar

Yes, we used to call this ‘Chopper Talk’ at my house because you couldn’t hear half the words coming out of his mouth. This was planned so when he’s extremely racist and ignorant, the republicans can say they didn’t hear it. JFC, I can’t believe this…

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Karen Scofield's avatar

HaaHaa 😂 What a Good Fun read this morning ☕ Your satire is not lost on me ! Thank You, for the smile on my face today, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks so much! Thanks for reading my comedy :D

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Sally Ripple's avatar

Always enjoy this, share it with friends who can appreciate. Thank you

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! It's nice to know my sense of humor is shared by more people than just me! :D

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Timothy's avatar

Spot on about those insipid helicopter briefs.

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Marianne Cromarty's avatar

His followers are so on crank that I wouldn’t be surprised if they did! They’re a basket of stupid headed for the street corner named losers and idiots!😂 These people need tags that tell them where their flys open!

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Penny Evans's avatar

Poor Greenland. Hope it’s not keeping those good folk awake at night worrying.

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Kristine's avatar

The first time I read this I thought it was true.

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