Melania Trump has a new book coming out titled Melania, and early reviewers are expressing shock at how negatively she writes about her husband, Donald Trump.
I actually had an uncle who only had hair growing at the base of his hairline. He had let it grow very long, would comb it forward and crimp it so it appeared quite wavy. None of us knew. He lived to be very old. When he died, the people at the funeral home called one of my aunts to help with styling his hair. She was completely shocked because he was bald except for the long hair growing at the back. She styled it fairly well and the story became one of our family legends.
If Ms Melania can actually write, I want the book as long as it's free to all Democrats.
I think she "earned" her parents US citizenship ( and her own of course) with her body. But, ewww, can you imagine waiting, and performing, until DonOld couldn't "get it up" and she could ignore him.. 🤮
Who would even buy her book?? She has nothing intelligent or interesting to say. Well I’ll be catty.. maybe her book is tips on getting some old rich fat white guy.. gross
Truth? Fiction? Parody? Which is which? It's all Laughable, in more ways than one!
I'm looking forward to when his 3 ft of hair wraps around his neck and chokes him into silence and submission! He can't Lie, when he can't talk!
…this is exactly what the fuck is wrong with our stupid country, she’s ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT
The part I like best is Ted Cruz in the dog crate.
You wish
I actually had an uncle who only had hair growing at the base of his hairline. He had let it grow very long, would comb it forward and crimp it so it appeared quite wavy. None of us knew. He lived to be very old. When he died, the people at the funeral home called one of my aunts to help with styling his hair. She was completely shocked because he was bald except for the long hair growing at the back. She styled it fairly well and the story became one of our family legends.
If Ms Melania can actually write, I want the book as long as it's free to all Democrats.
I was on Twitter too long&always a bit gullible, I can’t tell parody from reality.
Is this real?
Suki, I think you are confusing parody with bullshit. Don't give up! You seem like a decent person.
When oh when can we consign Mrs Grifter and her new attempt to spin gold from straw to the dustbin of history??
Thanks so much for the laughs. They're so hard to come by these days!
Thanks for reading! :D
Is this 2 Truths and a Lie? 🤪
Melania, was it really worth the $15,000 designer shoes?
I think she "earned" her parents US citizenship ( and her own of course) with her body. But, ewww, can you imagine waiting, and performing, until DonOld couldn't "get it up" and she could ignore him.. 🤮
Just hearing that voice and the rest of him is beyond nauseating 🤮.
Don't forget, she got her citizenship with a “genius grant”. I shudder to think of the specifics…
She doesn't care do u?
Frankly, I am gobsmacked that anyone with even half a brain would give a tinker’s tiddly about this phony, ignorant, gold digging peasant.
And she didn’t write a word of it herself. After all, we all seen how she struggles to form a coherent sentence.
She is disgusting. Her first escort position has been filled by musk. No taste, no class, no brain.
Fuck that bitch
I don’t give a flying patootie what Melania has to say. She’s just like him, but quieter.
Who would even buy her book?? She has nothing intelligent or interesting to say. Well I’ll be catty.. maybe her book is tips on getting some old rich fat white guy.. gross
Sick. Sad