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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, I wish the Qataris try to hold him for ransom. It would be the same as in the O. Henry short story The Ransom of Red Chief, where the kidnapped "victim" is so obnoxious that the kidnappers pay to return him. The US would demand a yoooge sum to take orange hitler back, or would refuse the offer

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I recently got into an O. Henry binge and read a whole bunch of his stories! His vocabulary was so impressive, and his premises were so creative and prolific. I recommend any readers delving into these comments to have an O. Henry binge of their own :D

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Literacy and exposure to great creativity and ideas. Not kosher in trumpmurica. Keep it up.

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Peggy Stentz Casey's avatar

If AirForce One is so decrepit, maybe it will crash the next time tRump flies.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

His FAA staffers aren't helping make air travel safe

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Lulu Manus's avatar

Let Donald have the plane if he resigns.

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Nanette Hart's avatar

Yes lol

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Joan  Boling's avatar

MY STRONGEST WISH, ABDUCT

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Aliens are welcome to come and abduct Trump as well and take him to be an exhibit in an intergalactic zoo! 😜

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Lananah X's avatar

They don't like defective junk

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Lananah X's avatar

PLEASE, I said PLEASE!! This IS some sh we WOULD pay for. But once you get him you CAN'T send him back. Keep him in your own gulag.

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Ilene Fischer's avatar

we ned to laugh during this time. I think what's going on is like a very bad sitcom. You really cant make it up

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Seeking Secrets's avatar

I will pay for fuel

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Seeking Secrets's avatar

Trump sold out the American people cheep. I would have listened on eBay.

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Marlo S's avatar

That'd be one way to get rid of the orange ghoul

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Pat Marlin's avatar

Yes, yes PLEASE!

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Claire Houston's avatar

What about Tribel?

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Shoshana's avatar

Don't forget that all of Trump's merch comes from China. And so he can't be selling his bibles, his runners and other stupid s*** to his base to keep them happy and broke.

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Matt's avatar

Or just nose dive it into the ground with him in it!

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Albin Trein's avatar

I’m sure we can get a pilot from Malaysia to fly him…

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Daniel Howley's avatar

That would be a turnaround, Trump packed into a cell in Salvador with a number of interchangeable Stephens and Stevens. Stephen Miller, Steven Bannon but Steven Colbert not a chance.

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Missi's avatar

I'm rooting for gravity 😇🍸

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