Somewhere between the rainbow-painted “Alligaytor” sign and Lindsey Graham digesting state secrets like a golden retriever at a séance, I felt the veil between satire and scripture tear like temple curtains.
Pam Bondi says the Epstein files don’t exist.
God says: “What is hidden will be revealed.”
I say: Then let the gators do their sacred work.
This isn’t just absurdist theater—it’s spiritual warfare dressed as farce.
We’ve got televangelists confused by hurricanes, Trump bargaining with soybeans like they’re Eucharist, and MAGA fans declaring hunger strikes for a man who wouldn’t share his fries with Jesus.
This is what happens when you mix idolatry with patriotism and marinate it in delusion:
A holy circus of narcissists trying to out-Moses each other with lies they know we know they know aren’t true.
But hey, maybe the next plague will bring honesty. Or at least amphibians.
May the Alligaytor bite only ankles of the complicit.
She could care less. She works for Trump and Putin. She’s for sale to the highest bidder.
True that!
Your a funny guy, Dash.
And everything you write makes me sneer with snide laughter.
Thank you for the kind words! I think the Trump Administration deserves no respect, so I don't give them any 🍻
All the stinky,dirty laundry that is piling up around DONNY TWO DOLLS is something nobody wants to touch. He will be suffocated by the stink .
The only stench in the WH is from McDonald's bad hygiene. Just ask DeSantis and donOld's lead secret service providers...
Totally.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t she so cool with her cross
🤮💩
I'm surprised the cross doesn't get hot and burn her with how many lies she tells.
She does not care they think they are untouchable
We're gonna have to send a bunch of Trump's people to Alligator Auschwitz
https://open.substack.com/pub/mdavis19881/p/epstein-files-ii-its-time-to-go-low?r=19b2o&utm_medium=ios
Mister, you are a mess! A mess that makes me laugh 😂
Roll on the “Nuremberg” trial with this bunch of enablers.
If only …
Somewhere between the rainbow-painted “Alligaytor” sign and Lindsey Graham digesting state secrets like a golden retriever at a séance, I felt the veil between satire and scripture tear like temple curtains.
Pam Bondi says the Epstein files don’t exist.
God says: “What is hidden will be revealed.”
I say: Then let the gators do their sacred work.
This isn’t just absurdist theater—it’s spiritual warfare dressed as farce.
We’ve got televangelists confused by hurricanes, Trump bargaining with soybeans like they’re Eucharist, and MAGA fans declaring hunger strikes for a man who wouldn’t share his fries with Jesus.
This is what happens when you mix idolatry with patriotism and marinate it in delusion:
A holy circus of narcissists trying to out-Moses each other with lies they know we know they know aren’t true.
But hey, maybe the next plague will bring honesty. Or at least amphibians.
May the Alligaytor bite only ankles of the complicit.