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Michael's avatar

I wish the Gambling sites would offer up these, you can’t go wrong betting against Trump!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'd take several of these bets 😜

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SG's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SG's avatar

Thank you for these posts. Need this humor more and more each day

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

It's lovely to hear I'm making your day brighter!

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

I'm putting all my money on the Diet Coke every 18 minutes prop bet. That’s not diplomacy—that’s a carbonated cry for help. Also, I’d like to see a line on how many times he refers to Ukraine as “Russia-adjacent.” The summit might need international observers just to monitor his scent trail.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

The Diet Coke one is maybe too conservative an estimate of his cans/hr!

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Joe Ivory Mattingly's avatar

Good satire as always

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🍻🫡

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Karen Scofield's avatar

HaaHaa 🤣 Thanks for the Chuckles this morning ☕ and will reStack ASAP 💯 👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Cheers to enjoying many more morning chuckles throughout the Trump presidency! ☕️

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Martha Kenne's avatar

Hilarious bets!!!!!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! 🍻

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Arthur Sanders's avatar

He was supposed to spend the night at a Dutch Palace, so another bet: will he make a pass at the three young princesses?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Speaking of creepy behavior, remember the scandal that came out where Rudy Giuliani's assistant was suing him for all kinds of harassment, and it was claimed he was constantly popping viagra? lol Wtf timeline are we in??

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