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frank mossa's avatar

My gawd Republicans are beyond obtuse pathetic and frankly dumb. They can't even see the forest for the trees. Trump the epitome of hypocrisy who's as evil as sin itself!

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

OK Frank what do you think it’s gonna happen? Do you think Donald Trump is going to take everyone’s money and run off to Russia? Do you think Donald Trump is going to be president forever? Do you think wants to ruin America? Didnt yall freak out the last time when Donald Trump got elected in 2016? All he did was gave you cheap gas prices and you still complained.. you can keep on whining for three more years and then you can be wrong about everything like you were last time.. you think he was going to start World War III it was actually Joe Biden who almost started World War III by giving Ukraine over $200 billion to fight Russia yeah that’s a fact you can look that up. No one wanted to jump in the war and it fizzled out… and we wasted all of our money, that was tax dollars by the way..our money..

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V Baldwin's avatar

Drunk on the koolaid. Face the reality. Snap out of it.

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Flashman58's avatar

Hillarious he's neither Catholic nor religious. That Con artist he calls a spiritual director in his life is a flat out crook.

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Loved the satire in this one. It takes a real thinker to put it into words. You did well on this one 👏👏

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Peter Roest's avatar

Hilarious!!!!! Except maybe for the fact that if Trump were ever to read this, he’d almost certainly think it was an absolutely wonderful idea. Maybe you should have started with a warning label first.

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Larry Simmons's avatar

Thank the Lord I am NOT REPUBLICAN.

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

Thank God, you’re a Democrat always whining about Donald Trump.. thank God you’re a Democrat who tried Elect Hillary Clinton’s.. thank God Joe Biden didn’t try to start World War III by giving 200 billion to Ukraine.. the war fizzled out and no one jumped in.. 0 wait …

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

What does it have to do with anything?

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Shirley Jackson's avatar

I am ready to leave. for church

Please don't nauseate me more than necessary And this idea of his to be an American Pope makes me want to run down my street screaming and throwing up!

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Mark L. Torrey's avatar

*I* know this is pure satirical genius, but apparently *others* can't grasp the meaning of satire, believe this to be true, things Trump actually said and promised and now a goal to achieve.

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

Well, the Romans Jews are the ones that killed Jesus, then resumed control with Catholic Christianity. Protestants created America not Catholics.. Satan entered Christianity thought catholic faith.. thank God someone is challenging the sick Catholic Church

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Gma Mandy's avatar

Thanks. Great humor and sarcasm during a really challenging time. Your words and perspective helped to lift the veil of gloom that had descended over me and my once sunny disposition. 🌞

Now, to figure out how to do my part to help defeat the evil apricot monster who's trying to destroy everything good in our country. 💝

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

Last time y’all thought you were going to start World War III and then end of the world.. 0 wait that was actually Joe Biden who funded Ukraine and almost started World War III w Russian .. save it. No thing Donald Trump did was give you cheap gas prices and you still complained… now he’s getting rid of the corruption in our government and youre whining about it.. He told you he was going to fix our country.. and that’s why he got elected so shut up. Focus on your own party, which is full of shit.. Everyone knows that Hillary Clinton is the best thing ever right??! Please..

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

Challenging time?? y’all keep freaking out.. you Democrats never shut up about Donald Trump.. did y’all didn’t learn the last time he was elected

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Maria Carolina Torres's avatar

I am beyond grateful I am not now or have ever been a republican! 😣

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Heidi L's avatar

"I don't vibe with the color red." Could have fooled me!

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Heidi L's avatar

Though I like the idea of Mar-A-Lago being a separate country. Then we can revoke his US citizenship and suspend diplomatic relations with MAL.

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Denise Palesch's avatar

So many parallels to Henry VIII—religious pretender and leader of his own church, a thief, corpulent lecher, unfaithful husband to wives and wives and another wife.

King Donald of Bedminster.

(A “minster” is a monastery church. Henry grabbed up lots of those, too.)

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

Yeah, you Democrats are always freaking about everything.. you better run and hide Donald Trump’s going to kill everyone in America and then take everyone’s money and then go to Russia.. that’s what I heard he’s trying to.. he’s gonna kill all the Black people, liberals the Mexicans and all the Muslims.. so you better watch out!! And then when it doesn’t happen you’re gonna be mad that you weren’t right…

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Dawgg Chapman's avatar

Well, then you’re a Republican .. and if you’re an “independent” then I’m just gonna laugh at you

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