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Spooky Smith's avatar

Coming Spring 2025 from the Disney Vault: Song of the South! Completely remastered in HD! Stay tuned for Fall when we release previously unheard recordings of Walt himself talking about the Jews and praising the American Nazi party with bonus appearances by Ty Cobb and Charles Lindbergh!

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Nanci Bockelie's avatar

Not funny. Too close to reality. Welcome, Handmaidens.

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D Williams's avatar

They can have it for free.... it's been priced out of a standard family's vacation....

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Linda Lehmann's avatar

This musing was amusing! You have such an imagination. Love it. You made my day.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! Thanks so much for reading it :D

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April Apodaca's avatar

Love it, lol

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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aka Stella's avatar

I cannot believe how funny and sad this is at the same time.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Republicans have lost their mind, but I'm fairly optimistic that Trump is going to inevitably ruin so many things, display such incompetence, disrupt and damage the GOP's legislative efforts in Congress, and pick so many unnecessary fights with people that Democrats will win big in 2026 and 2028.

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Arthur Sanders's avatar

20 000 Leagues under the Sea: This time just cruising around the Gulf of Mexico!

Bambi: All the animals get killed one by one - all those guns need to be used!

Winnie the Pooh: No longer content with the 100-acre-wood the gang invaded nearby woods.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Ha or Trump will open the 100-acre-wood to economic exploitation and cut down all the trees!

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