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Rudy looks a lot like Nosferatu.

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Nah, Rudy. That is called pegging. Sorry you are paying for the service now since DonOld stopped giving it to you gratis.

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😂😆🤣

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And of course they booted him back to earth……shame

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Well they should keep him, why do they keep returning him?

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Ok Rudy!

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The aliens didn't want Rudy either. They thought he was bleeding some mysterious fluid( actually his hair dye) and when they tasted that said "ooljoteee mnoolkstyrew" which means "Oh fuck he's a republican and not a tasty one."

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i keep thinking of the old tune

“they’re coming to take me away,

where life is beautiful all day long…”

et.blahhh…

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