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Amber's avatar

Ted Cruz..Born in Canada, had a Cuban refugee father and his mother was an American anchor baby to Irish immigrants. Cancun Cruz is a walking contradiction considering his obvious anti-America and anti-immigrant views 🤦🏻‍♀️

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'd approve the Trump Admin deporting him.

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Pamela Torpey's avatar

Right on.

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Andrea Stoeckel's avatar

Well, much like the Muskrat, the Cruiser can't run as he's an immigrant. How did he get the job he has

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Texans hate themselves...

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Grace's avatar

Gross! Can we hard launch our 2026 campaign to get a Congress that cares about America? (There is some, but not enough!)

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Karen Scofield's avatar

OMG 😩 why doesn't he just go away?!! He's of no use to anyone, especially the folks he's supposed to represent, and certainly Not the American people.

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❀ kindallyn rose ❀'s avatar

ewww, I hope his daughter is an absolute menace his whole campaign

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Enderlee's avatar

Ewww

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Pamela Torpey's avatar

Oh pulease, no one is going to vote for him in 2028 except the dopey extremists. I hope they have all been corraled by then 🙏. I like to stay on the sunny side, 😉😄

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PLawson85's avatar

I’m Texan. NOBODY likes Cruz. But Cronyism and Gerrymandering is why Our State is so red. In addition to the Ass Kissing Hispanic Men.

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Pamela Torpey's avatar

The pillow guy has a better chance.

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Judy Duncan's avatar

😳😂😂😂😂😂

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Elle's avatar

lol. Good luck with that one

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I believe even most Republicans hate Ted Cruz :D

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Pamela Cass's avatar

Ted Cruz allowed DJT to insult his own father and his own wife. Either she's deaf or nobody told her. I'm sure his daughters got the message that Ted will not defend nor protect them.

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Sharna Fitzgerald's avatar

Vomit

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Jerry Gorombol's avatar

And yet Texas voted in this useless POS again🤔

The best part is he has never done 1 thing to help Texas😂😂

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Texas really hates the rest of the country to force us to have to deal with him too.

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Ron Swartz's avatar

Great piece, very funny

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks! :D

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MCSparks's avatar

Lwt me guess...it's soft, squishy and reeking like the shit in Trump's Depends?

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Nancy Tonelli's avatar

Nope.

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