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Thanks for the laughs this morning! Lots of good ones in there. My favorite is the one about Melania laughing for 19 seconds. 😂

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Thanks for letting me know your favorite! I'm glad I could brighten your morning! :D

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I’m sorry I missed that!!

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😎

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What if we just all start bullying Trump and calling him roast beef? He will be too pissed and distracted with trying to clarify that he in fact does not smell and hopefully that will stop him from getting anything else done

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I bully Trump all the time :D

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Someone has to 🫶🏼🫡

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Need something catchier?

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The smell is the rot of his soul. The devil smells like sulphur or at least that is what I have read.

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His soul is well rotted :D

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James Carvell said Trump is constantly farting and smells like s..t.

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Nailed it!

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I truly believe that trolling Trump is one of the best ways to resist..... Love it!

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That what I’ll be doing these next four years! 🥳

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Ot..until the MID TERMS NOVEMBER 2026

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Comedy is key! When you have 5 min and want a couple laughs, check out this Trump trolling…

https://open.substack.com/pub/stephaniechurch44/p/new-trove-of-personal-not-classified?r=4naqww&utm_medium=ios

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My microaggression is I will use the phrase “That Depends” every time I’m forced into conversation about him.

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I like it.

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Perfect

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Lmao those were good I gotta admit. I will be sharing those because we all need a good laugh with all the bs drama that orange hippo is creating.

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Thanks for sharing! Comedy is the only thing that gets me through these days of political chaos! :D

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Right. Putting criminals in jail. Protecting the border. Stopping the disgusting amount of wasteful spending. Sounds like the third reich to me. Dangerous libs might not win another election.

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And that’s his best feature!

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He stinks on the inside and outside-evil does that

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I don’t like the word hate, but I hate this orange Nazi.

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Me too

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Explains why everybody comes up to him with tears in their eyes.

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😳🤢🤮

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If everyone agrees he smells like a dying old man, can he hurry up and get in with it then? FFS! Die already!

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I love these, but I am curious, is there any truth to these? I mean, I definitely believe he smells, that's widely reported, but the secret service is really sending memos? Hilarious either way.

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I'm sure Secret Service agents have talked amongst themselves for hacks on how to deal with the smell ha.

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I wonder what code name his agents call him

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Dirty ass.

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Actually it’s “Roast Beef”

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Tangerine, except whatever the Russian word would be.

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If it looks like 💩, smells like 💩, and acts like 💩 it must be tRUMP! Or my term The Ass Bag!

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Evilness seeping out

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For your next post- sources say there are Jewish space lasers pointing at Tesla headquarters and factories all over the world.

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