Yeah mocking absurdity with more absurdity is the only way I keep sane in these fascist times. I won't respect the fascists enough to stop mocking them ceaselessly
I need to go and take out my frustration in building hardware cloth cages to actually get a harvest in my garden. At least I can keep those '3 R's at bay. (rodents, rabbits and raccoons).
Sorry man, this one hit too deep. It would satire if those medals hadn't been received from the Veterans, who believed in him and who earned them,for his private collection.
Use this spreadsheet as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress. Reach out to your own, as well as those in other states on a specific committee important to a topic you’re sharing. Use your voice and make some “good trouble.”
The Purple Heart is appropriate. Clearly, Donald Trump is stricken with disordered thinking. The least possible and benign affliction you can detect is ADHD and OCD.
Exactly what medal do they give cowards for bone spurs?
The same medals they give to cowards who abetted genocide or invaded mighty Grenada, perhaps.
🦴
Maybe he can wear bone spurs on a bitcoin.
Normally none of your story would be believable. I have no words now because I can't see this as satire anymore.
I've had the irony beaten into literal shapes. At least they'll be good for mixing with concrete.
Yeah mocking absurdity with more absurdity is the only way I keep sane in these fascist times. I won't respect the fascists enough to stop mocking them ceaselessly
Thank you for lightening my day!
I need to go and take out my frustration in building hardware cloth cages to actually get a harvest in my garden. At least I can keep those '3 R's at bay. (rodents, rabbits and raccoons).
Bone spur medal
He should wear a corpse flower corsage (infamous for its rotting flesh top notes) to help cover up his dead, rotted soul aroma.
He could get a Purple Heart from the last time Melania kneed him in the groin.
I suggest the Hero of the Soviet Union medal but I believe you have to be deceased to get it. Maybe his buddy, Vlad, could get him that medal.
He has to earn it, first. How many medals has Netanyahu given him?
Sorry man, this one hit too deep. It would satire if those medals hadn't been received from the Veterans, who believed in him and who earned them,for his private collection.
I say again a fucking piece of shit
Use this spreadsheet as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress. Reach out to your own, as well as those in other states on a specific committee important to a topic you’re sharing. Use your voice and make some “good trouble.”
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13lYafj0P-6owAJcH-5_xcpcRvMUZI7rkBPW-Ma9e7hw/edit?usp=drivesdk
Disgusting
It’s hard to recognize your work as satire because everything you write seems like a real-time possibility.
Well done! I was believing all of these until I read the Spork-toe one.
Oh hell no.
The Purple Heart is appropriate. Clearly, Donald Trump is stricken with disordered thinking. The least possible and benign affliction you can detect is ADHD and OCD.
He can wear only the ones he has earned.