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Krystaleyez's avatar

Exactly what medal do they give cowards for bone spurs?

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Velociraver's avatar

The same medals they give to cowards who abetted genocide or invaded mighty Grenada, perhaps.

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Dorothy Wiese's avatar

🦴

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Virginia Witmer's avatar

Maybe he can wear bone spurs on a bitcoin.

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Pat Browne's avatar

Normally none of your story would be believable. I have no words now because I can't see this as satire anymore.

I've had the irony beaten into literal shapes. At least they'll be good for mixing with concrete.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Yeah mocking absurdity with more absurdity is the only way I keep sane in these fascist times. I won't respect the fascists enough to stop mocking them ceaselessly

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Pat Browne's avatar

Thank you for lightening my day!

I need to go and take out my frustration in building hardware cloth cages to actually get a harvest in my garden. At least I can keep those '3 R's at bay. (rodents, rabbits and raccoons).

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Jacqueline's avatar

Bone spur medal

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Timothy D's avatar

He should wear a corpse flower corsage (infamous for its rotting flesh top notes) to help cover up his dead, rotted soul aroma.

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Arthur Sanders's avatar

He could get a Purple Heart from the last time Melania kneed him in the groin.

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Joberta Wells's avatar

I suggest the Hero of the Soviet Union medal but I believe you have to be deceased to get it. Maybe his buddy, Vlad, could get him that medal.

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Velociraver's avatar

He has to earn it, first. How many medals has Netanyahu given him?

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Stop the BS247's avatar

Sorry man, this one hit too deep. It would satire if those medals hadn't been received from the Veterans, who believed in him and who earned them,for his private collection.

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Sam's avatar

I say again a fucking piece of shit

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Megan Rothery's avatar

Use this spreadsheet as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress. Reach out to your own, as well as those in other states on a specific committee important to a topic you’re sharing. Use your voice and make some “good trouble.”

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13lYafj0P-6owAJcH-5_xcpcRvMUZI7rkBPW-Ma9e7hw/edit?usp=drivesdk

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Tina Fagan's avatar

Disgusting

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Dallas Baugh's avatar

It’s hard to recognize your work as satire because everything you write seems like a real-time possibility.

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AgingBull's avatar

Well done! I was believing all of these until I read the Spork-toe one.

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Nancy Feagans's avatar

Oh hell no.

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Jack Newman's avatar

The Purple Heart is appropriate. Clearly, Donald Trump is stricken with disordered thinking. The least possible and benign affliction you can detect is ADHD and OCD.

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Larry's avatar

He can wear only the ones he has earned.

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