Yah, except that apparently the Army has never thrown a parade for itself. Ever. It HAS participated in military parades that involved other branches. After wars, etc.
Methinks there was no Army-originated plan for a parade, someone just helped T find a cover story for that parade to him he wants.
This reads like the Book of Revelation as rewritten by John Waters and illustrated by Banksy. Hogs stampeding, clowns in diapers, rogue AI parking protests—somehow it still feels more coherent than Trump’s foreign policy.
I just want to personally thank the universe for delivering the dystopia with such impeccable comedic timing. If the revolution comes dressed in drag, blasting vuvuzelas, and carrying kazoos, count me in. Blessed be the chaos chickens.
This is awesome. I’ll be watching from Canada. Be safe everyone ❤️
Cheers from me under the iron curtain of our idiot wannabe dictator!
I have applied for my citizenship to Canada. I hope you welcome those of us that are sick of trump’s 💩
Good luck! My wife is European and sometimes I contemplating moving there is shit really hits the fan here in the States!
I can’t tell what is “true” anymore. 😂💙😂💙😂💙😂
I'm okay with people believing all of my fibs that just make Trump look like the childish idiot we all know he is!
Thanks for your brilliant fibs. 💙💙💙
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Hilarious… please be careful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… I’m Australian this sound like stuff people in my country would do
Cheers! I've been watching a good amount of Geelong Cats footy lately 🍻
Keep it up. Fun, funny and dead on. Wish it were all true.
Thanks! Hope you're subscribed so I can keep making you laugh 🍻
You have outdone yourself!
Just always trying to make the people laugh! 🥰
I hope this is true 😝🇺🇸😝
At least one of these is likely true 😜
Drag queens and Mexicans go out in the noonday sun. Sounds like Noel Coward to me.
I swear many of your points were on the news!
Some say I'm a prophet of events soon to come 🤷♀️
Oh I wish 👏
I like to think my headlines will someday manifest something like this happening for real ☕️
Just had a friend suggest we should all send T a condolences card on the poor attendance at his parade. Anonymously.
Side note: sad for the army, he ruined their party.
Classic Trump... take something that should be for someone else, make it all about himself, and ruin it.
Yah, except that apparently the Army has never thrown a parade for itself. Ever. It HAS participated in military parades that involved other branches. After wars, etc.
Methinks there was no Army-originated plan for a parade, someone just helped T find a cover story for that parade to him he wants.
Definitely 🍻
If all of these things are true, I do hope we get some videos and photos for posterity!
This reads like the Book of Revelation as rewritten by John Waters and illustrated by Banksy. Hogs stampeding, clowns in diapers, rogue AI parking protests—somehow it still feels more coherent than Trump’s foreign policy.
I just want to personally thank the universe for delivering the dystopia with such impeccable comedic timing. If the revolution comes dressed in drag, blasting vuvuzelas, and carrying kazoos, count me in. Blessed be the chaos chickens.