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Joberta Wells's avatar

I believe every word of it! Nah, don’t tell me it’s satire! Don, Jr. with his hand in his pocket? Gotta be real! Bwahahahahahahaha!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

That one is the most likely to come true 😜

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Phyllis Mass's avatar

You made it sound like fun!!! Sign me up. Who doesn’t like a good parade? Some very funny stuff as always. Please keep us laughing or else ……, thanks

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'll keep writing these jokes as long as I'm free from Trump's concentration camps 🤪

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Phyllis Mass's avatar

Good idea. If and when, you will have mucho company.

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Jacqueline Powell's avatar

Love your comedy

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Thanks so much! If you ever feel like subscribing to help support me sit at home and write jokes about Trump all day I offer a full-time 50% discount to subscribe for only $2.50 a month 🥰

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

He’s trying to compete with Hitler’s

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

And Stalin's!

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Kay-El's avatar

“A vaccine-free play plen for kids to get diseases and build natural immunity”. This made me snort laugh. My kids were vaccinated, but I still cringed every time they wanted to lay in a ball pit. There’s no vaccine against cold cooties.

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Lol the McDonald's play places are like all-inclusive resorts for germs

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Letters from Rural America's avatar

The Clown Army of Resistance is now recruiting!

https://lettersfromruralamerica.substack.com/p/the-clown-army-of-resistance

Please Share!

WE HAVE AN URGENT NEED FOR VOLUNTEERS IN THE L.A. AREA! Cops shooting clowns makes much better TV than cops shooting journalists!

Recruiting also for all major urban centers in the USA!

If you are asking “why clowns"?

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/transformation/why-are-nazis-so-afraid-of-clowns/

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

I'm a big fan of all the protesters waving American flags too... let the police know they're oppressing Americans. All the Palestinian flags and Mexican flags muddy up the message, and it's true that over-policing and the Trump Admin's fascism are unAmerican

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Karen Scofield's avatar

I'm not going to watch, I'm gonna be cheering for the Protesters 💯👍

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Eat a taco in their honor ha

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OhDonna's avatar

You really made me laugh with Gohmert and the ‘Female Orgasm Hoax’… I laughed out loud!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Success! Thanks for reading my comedy and joining my satirical rebellion against Trumpism 🥳

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cquinn's avatar

I needed a good laugh today, brilliant, thank you!

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

Glad to provide a laugh in a moment of need! ...Or hopefully a dozen! 🥰

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MZwiefka's avatar

It’s satire right? Jizzel?

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The Halfway Cafe's avatar

1/3 satire, 1/3 prophecy, and 1/3 unintentional real reporting 😜

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