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An occasional political column by Dash MacIntyre, comedy writer, poet, and satirist of The Halfway Post. Follow my Dada journalism to interrupt your doomscrolling on Twitter @HalfwayPost, and follow my daily writing studio on Medium @DashMacIntyre.

Check out my comedy portfolio. I’ve published comedy with McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Points In Case, The Haven, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Daily Drunk. I also publish poetry with The Lark on Medium.

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Here’s a free poem that will hopefully inspire your support!


Thank A Writer

you sleep to get your eight hours

and keep the yawns away

when earning your bread and rent.

meanwhile a lightbulb in the window

illuminates at night the three am goings-on

in a corner office apartment square

with a writer hunched at the desk

computer glowing against a silhouette

writing the things we would all be reading

in breakfast newspapers

and lunch break website pages.


Thanks for your digital attention!

—Dash MacIntyre

Follow me on Twitter at @HalfwayPost to interrupt your daily doomscrolling with jokes and liberal humor, and follow me on Medium to keep up with my daily writing studio.


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Political columns, comedy, satire, and poetry by Dash MacIntyre, founder of The Halfway Post. Follow my Dada journalism to interrupt your doomscrolling on Twitter @HalfwayPost, and follow my daily writing studio on Medium.com @DashMacIntyre.