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Questions Journalists Should Demand Trump Answer
And not let him evade, lie, or stall to get out of answering.
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A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat
A step-by-step guide on how to live like a liberal.
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Rudy Giuliani’s Friends Say He’s Going To Try To Fake His Death
The Dada news headlines from May, 2023
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God Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The Universe
An omniscient verdict.
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A Mother’s Day Message From Donald Trump!
With only a few threats!
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April 2023
Tucker, Elon, And Donald All Had A Very Karmic Week
Getting what you deserve is the moral of this week’s Dada news headlines!
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The GOP Is Learning No Lessons From Losing Big In Wisconsin
Wisconsin proves anti-abortion and anti-democracy policies are not winners.
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The GOP Belly-Flopped Into Fascism This Week
This week's Dada news headlines.
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March 2023
Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded
And all the other top Dada news headlines from this week!
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Joe Biden Won’t Get Credit For Stopping The SVB Meltdown
As usual, the media ignores when Democratic presidents prevent catastrophes.
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FDR’s 1930s Speeches Are Sadly Just As Relevant Today
And Republicans are just as opposed to a strong, capable, and popular government as they were then.
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Why A National Divorce Would Ruin The Red States
A brief imagining of the Red States left to their own devices.
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