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A New Howler Monkey Species That Pees On Each Other Was Named After Donald Trump
The monkey's scientific name is "Alouatta donaldea trumpis."
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Donald Trump And Joel Osteen Might Start A New Mega Church Together
He'll be preaching the Prosperity Gospel
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Donald Trump Is Suing His Grandkids For Violating NDA's He Made Them Sign
Donald Trump has reportedly filed lawsuits against each of his grandchildren for leaking details of his personal life to teachers, classmates, and…
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Trump Claims Democrats Want To Mandate Every Marriage From Now On Must Be Biracial
Donald Trump today made several unsubstantiated claims about Joe Biden’s 2024 presidential platform: “Joe Biden hates same-race marriages even more than…
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MAGA Fans Explain Why They Want Trump To End America's Democracy
"Democracy is Woke, liberal BS!"
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Trump's Lawyers Are Putting Sedatives In His Diet Cokes To Limit His Courtroom Outbursts
And other Dada news headlines from Trump's trial!
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Trump Supporters Sadly Just Aren't Assimilating Into American Culture
Are they just too militant and different for our melting pot?
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Abortion Protesters Are Now Protesting Polyester At The Mall
“A lot of other Evangelicals don’t realize this, but the Bible specifically forbids mixing fibers in your clothes in Leviticus 19:19."
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The Halfway Cafe newsletter is a literary magazine that aggregates Dash MacIntyre's humor, political thoughts, poetry, and cultural commentary as well as the best of The Halfway Post's liberal, satirical news.
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