LA Turned All The National Guard Troops Gay Or Trans In Just Two Nights

And this week's other graffiti news headlines!

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• The Trump Administration’s biggest fear has come to pass: all the National Guard soldiers converted to gay or trans after a dozen drag queens snuck into their holding area and put on a drag show for the troops.

• The Trump Administration is reportedly forbidding the National Guard soldiers from reading any “gay books” while deployed in California.

• Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is reportedly organizing a mobile makeup booth so he can look TV-ready when on the ground in LA if Trump demands the deployment of Marines.

• More and more military officials are publicly calling for Trump to be arrested for the Constitutional violations he committed in the Epstein files before any civil, law-abiding immigrants are arrested.

• Protesters in LA are reportedly now holding signs that say “Pete Hegseth needs therapy.”

• A Marine captain about to be deployed to NYC to violently put down protests of ICE says his orders to attack American citizens are illegal, and he’ll direct his soldiers to find and release the Epstein files instead.

• After footage of Trump almost falling down the stairs of his plane went viral, the Qataris are reportedly installing an automatic, chair stair lift on the plane they’re giving him.

• A new poll just found that 81% of Americans feel Trump is being too chaotic and divisive, and 56% want Joe Biden’s corpse to be president again.

• Trump is reportedly pissed because his deployment of soldiers in LA has not gotten #TrumpIsAPedophile to stop trending on any social media platform yet.

• All the LA protesters are wearing MAGA hats so now the Trump Administration doesn’t know who to arrest and who to let continue their peaceful tours of downtown!

• Foreign countries are reportedly reiterating their pledge to refuse to negotiate any new trade deals with Trump until he reads a book on economics.

• China is reportedly lifting all censorship of American social media companies so that the Chinese people can watch Trump destroy America live on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

• Protesters in LA and several other major cities are now carrying signs that say, “Elon says Trump is a pedophile,” so that citizens, cops, and soldiers all remember Trump is just trying to change the subject.

• The feminist mafia group “The Cliterati” are offering to pay in full, as well as facilitate transportation if needed, for any woman pregnant with Elon Musk’s child to get an abortion.

• Several dozen MAGA fans in Idaho have begun a hunger strike they vow will go on until the Epstein files are released so Trump can finally be proven innocent, or they die.

• After Trump still wouldn’t pay attention to a Fox News style presidential briefing, Tulsi Gabbard is now reportedly experimenting with putting the briefing in porn videos.

• Trump has reportedly not sent any National Guard troop to the protests outside Jeffrey Epstein’s mansion in New York City calling out Trump’s Elon-alleged Epstein connections, as it’s the one protest he doesn’t want to bring any attention to. 🥃

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