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A U-Haul Full Of Proud Boys Accidentally Gave Themselves Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
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ICE Agents Were Arrested For Being "Undocumented Law Enforcement"
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Parlay Odds On The Ways Trump Will Likely Embarrass Us At The NATO Summit
Let me do the math for all your political parlay bets on how Trump will embarrass us in front of our allies at the NATO summit in The Hague:
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Trump Wants To Do Another, Bigger Military Parade For "Defeating Iran"
And this week's other graffiti news headlines!
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The Halfway Post's Approach to "Dadaist" Political Satire, Explained
Why I write graffiti news every day mocking the authoritarian impulses of the Trump Administration
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Trump’s Iran Catch-22: Israel Says He’s Chicken, MAGA Fans Say War Betrays “America First”
And this week's other graffiti news headlines!
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Trump's Doctors Say More Record-Breaking Protests Could Lead To A Stroke
💥 And this week's other graffiti news headlines!💥
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Dash MacIntyre live with Ben Ulansey
We talk about Substack, Millennials and Gen Z, creativity, and building careers as writers.
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My Comedy Is Rebellion Against Trumpian Fascism
So is becoming a paid subscriber of The Halfway Café!
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Meet "The Cliterati," The Secretive Feminist Mafia Humiliating Trump
They're everywhere and nowhere, and they will not abide democratic backsliding
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Will Trump Fire Pete Hegseth For The Sleepy, Low Energy Parade?
And this week's other graffiti news headlines!
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Trump's Parade Invaded By Drag Queens, Mexicans, & Chickens!
And this week's other graffiti news headlines!
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Remember When Alex Jones's Lawyer Accidentally Leaked All His Texts?
Here's a reminder that America's biggest conspiracist is also an idiot.
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LA Turned All The National Guard Troops Gay Or Trans In Just Two Nights
And this week's other graffiti news headlines!
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Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.
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