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Trump Banned Rudy Giuliani From Mar-a-Lago For Being Broke
Let’s Keep #TrumpSmells Going For All Of 2024!
Wedge Issues For Democrats In 2024 To Stop Trump
How Donald Trump Spent His Christmas Morning
Allen Ginsberg’s Howl, For Boomers
Three Christmas Ghosts Visited Donald Trump Last Night
Donald Trump Had To Be Physically Restrained Today In Court
I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And They Were An Awful Table
The Media Is Failing America By Not Asking Trump These Questions
A Letter From The Frontline Of The War On Christmas
God Says Donald Trump Was A Test, And Republicans Failed It
Donald Trump Is Obviously An Atheist
Advice For Homo Sapiens Living In This Era Of The Holocene
How Pagan Is Christmas Really? It’s All Pagan
The “Lost Cause” Is A Lie To Pretend Southerners’ Ancestors Weren’t Racist Fucks
The Christmas Content At Fox News Has Gotten Real Weird
Trump Voters Just Aren’t Assimilating Into American Culture
Sorry If I’ve Been Obscene, I’m Just A Relic Of The Holocene
The 18 Most Deranged Reveals From Trump’s Criminal Trials
The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children
The Paradox Of Authoritarianism: Where Are History’s Successful Dictatorships?
The Republican Party Is Unserious
Nancy Pelosi’s Hatred Of Donald Trump Is An Aesthetic
God Thinks It’s Funny The GOP Is Losing Elections Because Of Abortion
The Weirdest Things About Trump Revealed So Far In His Trials
Donald Trump Revealed The Dating Advice He Gave Barron
Free Insults For Trump’s Primary Opponents To Use
Liberal Man Turns 70, Says He’s Ready To Become An Angry, Racist Republican
The DOJ Needs A New Rule For Timely Prosecutions Of Tyrant Presidents Like Trump
The Upcoming Memoirs From MAGA Heroes No One Asked For
Donald Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Drizzle Ketchup On All Over”
The Apology Every Republican Owes America
Josh Hawley’s New Book Talks A LOT About Masturbation
Trump’s White House Chef Just Published A Tell-All Book About His Eating Habits
If Trump Was President When Putin Invaded Ukraine…
Jesus Wants To Know Why “Christians” Aren’t Jewish
Donald Trump Is Suing Jared Kushner For The $2 Billion In Saudi Money
Kevin McCarthy’s Secret Agreement To Become Speaker Was Just Revealed
When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened
Fox News’s “War On Christmas” Content Starts Next Week To Distract From Trump’s Trials
Trump Is Reportedly Thinking About Faking A Coma To Get Out Of Attending All His Trials
Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As Men
Tucker Carlson Unveiled His 2nd Generation “Tucker’s Testes” Testicle-Tanning Machine
Why The Afghanistan Withdrawal Was Not Joe Biden’s Fault
Goodbye, Summer 2023. The Last Break Before Our Coming Toxic Election Year.
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The FBI Found Trump’s Stolen Iran War Plans In A KFC Bucket At Mar-A-Lago
Marjorie Taylor Greene Has A Tinder Profile
A New Court Filing Lists Very Odd Things The FBI Found At Mar-A-Lago
Which Former Trump Ally Is Most Likely Cooperating With The DOJ?
The Ghosts of Past Presidents Are Haunting The White House!
Things Donald Trump Doesn’t Know, And At This Point Is Afraid To Ask
Trump’s Questionnaire For All His 2nd Term Appointees Just Leaked
Donald Trump Is Terrified Of Prison, And Is Turning Into A Recluse
Spinoffs Considered For Characters From TV’s “The Office”
Donald Trump Is Terrified Of Prison, And Is Turning Into A Recluse
One Of Trump’s Chefs At Mar-A-Lago Quit, Says He Can’t Unsee What He Saw
Scientists Have Named Another STD After Donald Trump: MAGArrhea
Josh Hawley Claims He’s Being Targeted By A Feminist Mafia Group Called “The Cliterati”
Free Insults For Trump’s Primary Opponents To Use
Rudy Giuliani Just Announced He’s Running For President
Josh Hawley’s New Book Talks A LOT About Masturbation
Dada News Headlines About Republicans In Disarray
This Psychologist Officially Declares Donald Trump Is A Sociopathic Imbecile
Questions Journalists Should Demand Trump Answer
A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat
Rudy Giuliani’s Friends Say He’s Going To Try To Fake His Death
God Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The Universe
A Mother’s Day Message From Donald Trump!
Tucker, Elon, And Donald All Had A Very Karmic Week
The GOP Is Learning No Lessons From Losing Big In Wisconsin
The GOP Belly-Flopped Into Fascism This Week
Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded
Joe Biden Won’t Get Credit For Stopping The SVB Meltdown
FDR’s 1930s Speeches Are Sadly Just As Relevant Today
Why A National Divorce Would Ruin The Red States
The 21 Worst Laws Red States Are Debating Right Now
Republican-Approved Remakes Of Famous Disney Movies
This Week’s Reasons Not To Respect The GOP
Fred Trump Really Screwed Us By Not Hugging Donald As A Kid
6 Republicans In GA Shot Themselves Trying To Shoot The Chinese Balloon
Kevin McCarthy’s Secret House Rules Just Leaked!
I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And They Were Awful
Ted Cruz Loves That Matt Gaetz Is Now The Most Hated Guy In Congress
McCarthy’s Gavel Quest Has Been One Of The Craziest Weeks Of The Century